Segways take The Holyland


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Look future humans ! These people are so advanced they no longer need legs to walk with, one day we will all be this advanced or fucking stupid fat arses… The Segway has to be the one of the worse ideas ever. I was pleased to hear the idiot who invented them died driving one of a cliff by accident, this saved mankind any future ‘advances’ at least. Mind you I bet Jesus would of liked to have used one in Jerusalem, that cross was a heavy fucker I bet and it would of fitted quite nicely on an electric scooter on the narrow streets of the Old City like Via Delarosa. So there you go…

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