12.02.2012

Enough of you are now looking at this for me to ad advertising, lovely banner bars that offer you all sorts of shit you have no intention of ever buying, but don’t worry I haven’t come this far through life without selling out to take the cash this time. I may be desperate but yet again I’m doing the right thing I feel. This blog is simple and about my weird take on the world, if I started to promote energy drinks or ‘single ladies waiting for you right now’ it just won’t be the same. But if a digital camera company just happen to be reading this and want to upgrade my equipmeent it to real world standards I am ready to listen. I was in B&H photo supply the other day and I saw they have huge posters everywhere of Ashton Kucher weirding a big beard and gripping various Nikon cameras. As Yosser Hughes said in ‘Boys from the Black Stuff’, ‘ I can do that, go on gis us a job, go on gis it’, the only difference is I can say it in a nice southern middle class English accent. So I want to go head to head with Ashton, I may not be as good looking or married to a freak but I know how to take pictures and in my bear head I think I would look great on a billboard holding a long lens. Also I reckon I could go on safari Peter Beard style and we could make a video of me using the camera on Youtube. For all of this I could be paid only a fraction of what Ashton gets and I’d still be happy. So camera big boys i am waiting, well not really but it made a stupid story to fill some more space on a sunday morning while I wait for the footy to start back home in the U.K…

This entry was posted in Diary. Bookmark the permalink.